Sideways Smiley Face :-)

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Sideways Smiley Face 

(1982-2010)

Sideways Smiley Face died on March 14,2010, surrounded by his loved ones. The cause of death was over-use. Born on a Computer Science on-line bulletin board at Carnegie Mellon University, Mr. Face devoted his life to pointing out that the previous sentence was meant to be funny. He also gained worldwide recognition for his tireless efforts as a glib substitute for the words "I'm amused." His other interests included frowning and winking. He is survived by his children, Sideways Surprised Face, Sideways Glasses Face, Sideways Abraham Lincoln Face, Sideways Santa Claus Face, Sideways Pope Face, and, of course, his beloved wife, XOXO. In lieu of flowers, Mr. Face's family has requested that people use actual words to express their feelings.

Weezy F. Baby stays out of jail for now. maybe the 'F' is for FIRE!!!

Lil Wayne Sentencing Postponed AGAIN Due to Courthouse Fire!

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This is getting ridiculous.

Thanks to a mysterious fire at Manhattan's Criminal Courthouse that left eight people with minor injuries, Lil Wayne's sentencing on gun charges has been postponed once again. (The Daily Swarm, via The New York Times, AP.)
It was only a few weeks ago that Wayne's original sentencing date was pushed back thanks to emergency dental care, i.e. eight root canals. One thing is clear: If there is a God, he does not want Lil Wayne to go to jail. No word on Wayne's rescheduled sentencing date just yet-- at least he can shoot a few dozen more music videos before going in now.
Weezy's "Fireman" clip is embedded below:

Posted by Ryan Dombal on March 2, 2010 at 12:45 p.m. 
[Pitchfork] 

Wayne in pain, prison delayed.

Lil Wayne Not Going to Jail (Yet)

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Sentence postponed due to dental surgery. Wow.

Lil Wayne was supposed to start a year-long prison term today, after pleading guilty to a 2007 attempted weapons possession charge. That didn't happen.

According to an MTV report, Wayne's sentencing has been delayed until March 2 because the rapper has a cracked tooth and needs dental surgery. He's set to get the oral malfunction fixed in Miami February 12.

This is amazing.

Wayne's dental troubles are pretty well documented. A Blender cover story from 2008 featured a scene in which Wayne is hit with a righteous toothache in the studio, causing him to freestyle: "I got a toothache/ The size o' Virginia/ I got a tooothaaache/ And it hurts like a muh-fucka!" The article goes on to describe Wayne's kitchen thusly: "There is no food in sight besides candy. The counter is crowded with Blow Pops, Sour Patch Kids, Snickers, Milky Ways, Dots, Skittles." (And that grill can't make flossing any easier.)

The lesson here is clear: If you (perhaps) bite too hard on a gobstobber and crack your tooth, you, too, might temporarily escape a jail sentence.

[Pitchfork]